Mary,

I told myself last night while laying in bed "Yes, Jeff write a letter about confessing your feelings and telling her how much you want to date her and that if so many people heart this letter you will ask her out even though she doesn't date because you just can't stop thinking about her, her laugh, her jokes, the nicknames she gives you." It was all going good I was going to write a letter about that about how you said "sometimes I feel like we are in a relationship...I like it" about how you seem to say "I Love you" to me all the time about how "cute" or "adorable" you think I am or how much you laugh at my jokes or me in general...but I am afraid of the rejection that if you say no it will ruin our friendship forever and I just don't know if I can risk that...but oh how I wish I could :/

-That Guy (l)