When I meet a girl that I'm interested in, I do a "test" in my head to see if she might have what it takes to be mine and only mine. I call it the "couch test."

If I can't see you and me sitting on the couch watching the original SpongeBob SquarePants episodes or The Jungle Book, then you're not for me.

Yes. I am almost 18 and and loaded with both brains and brawn, (if you caught that, you're perfect) but this is what I want in a girl. Love is crazy eh?